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A day at the beach

Sunday, March 28th, 2004

So we tend to take the Pacific Ocean for granted. And the sunshine, for that matter. We’re constantly getting messages on the answering machine that are some variation of "…well, I’m sure you’re out enjoying the California sunshine [while we tramp through the sludge of Midwestern winter]…" Meanwhile, we’re sitting in the dark at the cinema or negotiating the crowds at Trader Joe’s for groceries. But today was different. Today we went to the beach.

We went to the only beach in LA county that welcomes dogs, (and apparently, Karate Kids? [excuse the pop-up, click to their Locations page and scroll down]), Leo Carrillo State Beach, well north of Malibu. It took a while to get there, mainly because I decided to take Bob past one of the schools where I’ve been teaching on the border of Ventura county, and from there we had to wind our way (amongst some crazy hard-core bicyclists) through the hills to the coast. It was really hot by the time we finished our picnic, and when we went for a walk in the wet sand, Gordon, normally averse to any water not found in his drinking bowl, plopped right down in a receding wave to cool off! Poor bugger was panting nonstop like the obese creature we adopted last summer!

The highlight of the afternoon – well, it definitely wasn’t my lame attempt to fly a kite. It happened when we were loafing and reading (and wishing we had a beach umbrella in the worst way). I re-started The Whale Rider, this time for good (maybe sitting by the Pacific helped me connect to Kahu’s story). I was just getting into it when a couple of soggy 10-year-olds trotted by and greeted our overheated pooch. Before I knew what was happening they were showing me the strange little crustaceans they’d dug up and smuggled away in the mini-environment of sturdy plastic cups filled with sand and water. They prattled on about the creatures, telling and showing me how they burrow and play dead and look! here’s a baby and do you want to hold one and feel how it tickles you? The boy proceeded to blow my mind by engaging me in an intelligent conversation about The Whale Rider story! He told me how much he liked the movie, but it sure was sad and made him cry(!!) Reluctantly we parted ways – they ran off to picnic with their families and I returned to my reading, humbled by their enthusiasm and wisdom.

Atkins schm-atkins

Monday, March 1st, 2004

On Saturday afternoon I sat on the Sunset strip and ate a taco with a classic Coke. As I contemplated the beauty of the Poquito Mas vegetarian taco, the different aftertaste of Coke in a glass bottle, and the strangeness of enjoying a meal for $3.29 in such a trendy, expensive part of town, my eyes drifted to Mel’s Drive-In next door and their banner proclaiming new Atkins-branded low-carb menu items. Wha-thuh? Folks, you’re supposed to be a diner, a drive-in no less, where automotive grease meets hamburger grease. If you’re gonna eat that diner burger, just down the fries too, c’mon! But thinking about their ploy from a business perspective, it all falls into place. Of course for a 1950s name to survive into our day and age it must cling to the mainstream as the fickle tide of fashion washes to and fro. And on the Strip, the mainstream lives the latest diet craze. I guess in terms of its faux-’50s anachronisms, Mel’s is just more blatantly lame Ghost World diner than the quirkily indulgent Pulp Fiction one.

Post office line

Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

At my post office there’s usually a clerk working the line, pulling out folks who are there to pick up packages only, buy only stamps or money orders. Behind me the line shot straight through the internal automatic door and winded out of sight. The clerk was trying to help an old man and yelled to the crowd, "I need an Armenian speaker! Anyone translate Armenian to English?!"

Random neighborhood encounter

Monday, January 26th, 2004

The geography of sprawl and the predominance of car culture conspire with my innate timidity to make it hard to meet new people in Los Angeles. So I was pleasantly surprised when a neighborhood lady stopped me on this morning’s walk with Gordon to pet him and chat about her dogs. Bob, now I know who the giant furry spinning one belongs to! Shoot, I should’ve introduced myself formally and asked her name…