I recently had the distinct honor of being opening act for my Aunt M’s encyclopedic compendium of nicknames for Sasha, “The Sheply Wonder,” well known as The Weasel over at Open Salon. This lavishly illustrated guide to The Weasel’s pet names was apparently inspired by my simple homage to Gordon after his oral surgery last year (Poor Little Dude!) It’s given me the courage and motivation to dust off an abandoned draft of part two, which goes like this:
- Miss Maddy
- Maddy-girl
- Little lioness
- Mad-Eye Maddy
- The Maddiator
- Miss Fluffinstuff
- Fluffernutter (by Scott)
- Fluffy butt
- The Fuzz
- Spazzy
- Bossy lady
- Idiot (by Scott, when she’s acting, well, like an idiot)
- You! (by me, when she’s done something idiotic)
Circus dog
Self-appointed sentry of the homestead, Maddy has been trained not to claw at the windowsill, but that’s not going to stand in the way of her surveillance.
You are cordially invited to follow Maddy and the whole Brat Pack in photos and videos on Flickr.
Gordon, by the way, underwent successful treatment for giardia shortly after I published that list and thankfully outgrew the nicknames inspired by his egregious olfactory abuse. I did neglect to include one of his common and perennial pet names: Bubba (and the delirious variant Bubbalicious).
Happy New Year from my family to yours!