- Mr. (”Misto”) Gordon
- Gordon-guy
- El Gordón
- G-dawg
- Big G
- Little Dude
- Twinkletoes
- The Flash
- The Gourd
- The Gordomeister
- Gremlin
- Gordzilla
- Stinkbutt
- The Fart
Gordon went under the knife on Wednesday and, three extracted rotten teeth later, returned home positively indignant that he’d been tricked out of breakfast. He’s rebounded remarkably fast to cheeky bunny from little bear with a toothache. Here he is doing his best impression of a garden statue.
I think it would be fun to combine his nicknames, like “Flash Twinkletoes”
Glad he’s feeling better!
El Gordo (The fat one) might not be suitable to him, but it would be a funny adaptation from El Gordón.
With the sudden onset of the down-right FRIGID 60 degree weather, he has been more like Rip Van Twinkletoes.