Archive for June 2004

Oh, I do miss San Francisco

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

There’s something David Byrne-ish about Marc Horowitz’s "Errand Feasibility Study" - it elevates the mundane to extraordinarily enjoyable art. And it’s hilarious on so many levels. (I must be delirious because I can’t stop giggling as the video plays!) Audrey the pack mule makes taking Gordon on errands look easy! And be sure to appreciate his valiant efforts to get a city permit for the day.

Oh man, I’ve just started browsing his other projects. Bob - you must see "Peepwars" immediately (yeah, I know, shame I got rid of our microwave); and the "Sample Gum Chew-off" exudes Stupid Human Trick mentality comparable to what your trio in Bloomington used to relish fairly often (bet you didn’t realize how artistic y’all were being!) I find the "Coffee in the Park" and "How About a Burrito at My Favorite Place" projects so moving! If Horowitz can pull all this off, it shouldn’t be that hard for me to introduce myself to more neighbors and organize a trash clean-up on our block!

I’m having a serious-crush-on-the-Internet moment. I found Mr. Horowitz’s site through the Glowlab blog, which is looking to be a great great source of inspiration.

Pedestrian At Play

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

Utne’s been consistently feeding my fascination with pedestrian loco-motion. Last month there was this article exploring the social meaning of walking and the state of pedestrianism in a car’s world. Then along came a great introduction to the arts of psychogeography in the current issue. I’m discovering that psychogeographical games are a potentially riveting way to connect my mental spaces with everyday places around me, to find new meaning and beauty there.

So, in the infectious spirit of playfulness and following through with good intentions, I turned my morning walk with Gordon into an experiment in "generative psychogeography" - I tried to find that twilight zone between goal-oriented and completely random travel by following this spontaneously-decided algorithm: take the second right, second left, first right, then repeat. I tried not to fuss too much over further elaborating the rules ("should I make my turn before or after crossing the intersection?") and to focus instead on the world around me. We cycled through the algorithm just over 3 times in the allotted 45 minutes (think long LA blocks and lots of pausing to sniff and pee on all sorts of upright objects). Here are some of my favorite moments:

For the first time I noticed a "Share the Road" sign struggling among the visual clutter of Sunset Boulevard. I guess I usually drive by too fast to take it in.

There are two hourglass Marilyn Monroe palm trees in a line of standard tall and ultra-thin Twiggy ones.

Gordon sniffed the whole length of the hedge lining the back of KCET studios while I admired the old brick building and peeked into the windows of the ground level offices.

A Little Rascals -esque dog draped his paws out of a second-story window and barked as we passed.

Gordon’s crooked little piggy tail wiggled as he touched noses with two new big dogs through their gates. Across the street a frumpy little Maltese yipped a greeting.

100 teenagers streamed between buildings on the Thomas Starr King Middle School campus. It was their second-to-last day of school. I heard some squeals along the lines of "ohmygod - that is such a cah-UTE dog!"

Two big men speaking Spanish prepared to pour cement in a neighbor’s driveway. Four big men were installing roofing tiles on a little house on Virgil. I thought of my mum working with Grandpa on his roof in Indianapolis.

I made eye contact and said "Good morning!" to three of the people I passed. Two of them responded in richly accented English, including the funny little man I sometimes see jogging baby steps around the neighborhood.

I can’t wait to try another algorithm soon, or the same algorithm starting from a different location! I’m also excited to have found a reference point for some of the street art I’ve occasionally seen around town.

Survival Song

Thursday, June 24th, 2004

There is a song that never fails to lift me up from whatever degree of the doldrums I happen to find myself in = "Like Humans Do" by David Byrne. Its happy beat and exquisite poetry instantly have me embracing - even celebrating - my own mediocrity. One shiver and suddenly I’m overpowered by the urge to don a giant pink fuzzy suit - I bust out in a dorky dance; I belt out the words with tone-deaf abandon! There is simple wisdom within - just keep breathing, "wiggle while you work (anybody can!)" - all perfectly packaged. Inevitably it leaves me in a better mental state than the one in which it found me. So Look into the Eyeball, I say, (and maybe try reversing the song order to hear this one after the considerably less gleeful [but beautiful in its own way] "Broken Things") - and tell me, how do you feel now?

Cast Your Vote for Fictitious President!

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

Apparently I was supposed to be mourning former President Ronald Reagan this past week. One media report suggested that I should be grateful for his comforting address to the nation after the Challenger space shuttle exploded. That’s funny, I can picture clearly Principal Shaw and almost hear his kind voice speaking over the elementary school intercom, but the president’s speech? Nope, nothing filed away on that. Instead, my most vivid and immediate memory of the Gipper puts him in the form of an ugly rubber puppet swaggering around in cowboy costume and carelessly launching nuclear missiles from his bed - all from the Genesis video for ‘Land of Confusion’ that used to mesmorize me. What limited political awareness I had back then was channeled through MTV!

Seeing as Reagan was a bad actor before becoming a lousy president (did I just say that?), I think it’s appropriate to take a moment in this important election year to celebrate some fictitious presidents. Let’s meet the contenders! (more…)

The K Chronicles Remembers Reagan

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

I snickered audibly at this week’s K Chronicles. Finally some healthy criticism and good satire now that all the solemn funeral beatification business is behind us!

Message from the machines

Sunday, June 13th, 2004

Ever have the feeling that the machines are trying to tell you something? Lately the answering machines have been cutting me off at an alarming rate. I’m all blah-blah-blah and suddenly *beep* or "please hurry up and get to the point you stupid human," all cold and electronic. Flustered, I apologize for rambling so much before, leave my number quickly, and hang up in shame. Fine, I get the message! Cut the gab. Quality over quantity.

The joy of categories

Sunday, June 13th, 2004

Thanks to the brilliant advice of a fellow jablogger and that source of great inspiration that is the Thought Distillery, I can now present you my entries grouped by topic. And so I add a new layer of obsession to my blogging activity.

Zit Kid

Friday, June 11th, 2004

The little 7-year-old boy had pinched his hand between the chair and table, and I leaned in to inspect the damage and offer whatever consolation I could. Looking up at me, he stopped crying suddenly, furrowed his brow, and said with deep concern for my well-being, "Miss, you should know that you have a big zit on your forehead."

Venerable Vonnegut

Wednesday, June 9th, 2004

Thanks to my mom-in-law for bringing to my attention this beautifully winding opinion piece by Kurt Vonnegut, published last month by In These Times and featured on the Common Dreams News Center. I think he’s brilliant. Reading him I am rendered dumb and silly; I retreat into a sort of awestruck mental paralysis, a strange giddy stupor from which I watch all my extreme feelings of optimism and pessimism for Humanity and the Course of Life on Earth converge in a desperately passionate tango. Same thing happened around this time last year when I read Joseph Heller’s Catch-22. These two geezers sit way up high on my pedestal for Geniuses of Humorous Anti-war Fiction. It’s about time I dive into Slaughterhouse-five. Library card at the ready!

Summer Reading Flashback

Wednesday, June 9th, 2004

A year ago this month, I was definitely in need of a blog. But I hadn’t discovered Jablog yet, and so I unloaded this ridiculously long e-mail on my family and pals. Ah, the benefits of hindsight. Now I see how I might’ve split it up into different blog entries, obsessively pruning the rambling sentences and fussing over word choice. Revisiting it now feeds into some deep instinct to mark the passage of time through anniversaries. It’s also good for reflecting on my progress as a reader and a writer and a worker…and for remembering what books I still want to read! (more…)